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Magnolia, Queen of All She Surveys

September 13, 2012
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My name is Magnolia, and to be honest, I don’t know why my mom brings me here to stay. The Luxury Care Provider, Nancy … she’s fine. She microwaves my food and keeps the treats coming and provides full lap and bed-pillow priority access. But what’s with the DOGS? Am I supposed to play with them? Really? What’s the point, exactly? Okay, Madeleine lets me borrow her dresses and sweaters when mine get wet or dirty (even though her style is a little too sporty for me). And Triskit DOES back me up when I’m telling off the UPS guy. And on a brisk evening I do enjoy a little furry snuggling on the sofa while we watch Masterpiece Theatre. My mom always tells me how glad SHE is that she knows I’m safe, such wonderful peace of mind, I seem so relaxed and content, blah blah blah. Whatever. Just ring when it’s dinner time.

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